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Greek Myths 2.0: Ur-anusIf you have ever wondered about the origin of the word "motherfucker" well, grab a seat.
As we previously discussed, Uranus was the son of Gaia. He was also her husband thus making him the world's first motherfucker, and he was damn proud of it too. It was a disturbing household/trailer arrangement to say the least, but at least they were happy, being supreme beings and all.
Gaia: "Junior, did you take out the trash?" Uranus: "Yes mother." Gaia: "Did you sweep the driveway like I done told you?" Uranus: "yes mother." Gaia: "Did you do all your homework?" Uranus: "Uh, we're trailer trash Greek Myths 2.0: Ur-anus
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Greek Myths 2.0: The BeginningIn the beginning, there was this fellow called Chaos. Chaos was a big gaping void black hole thingamajig in the middle of who-knows-where. He was pretty happy being the only thing that existed, then one day he smoked some bad weed and started to spaz uncontrollably. In his spasms, “stuff” started to shoot out of him. Out of Chaos emerged five elements: Gaia (earth), Tartarus (the underworld), Nyx (night), Erebus (darkness) and Eros (love), and no one knows what happened to Chaos after that, or if he ever came down. Today many scientists believe that a lot of phenomena we see such as the Northern lights are in large part caused by Chaos when h Greek Myths 2.0: The Beginning
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A List of Places

Wed Mar 28, 2007, 5:46 AM

Here is a list of places that sort of fascinate me, but still would never consider visiting them even if I were offered a free trip.

- Myanmar (Burma)

- Oregon

- Mongolia

- Cambodia

- Jerusalem

- Peru

- Iran

- Swindon (okay, it doesn't really fascinate me that much...)

Please feel free to add your own list.

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Current Residence: The ass-end of this assy world
Interests: Human culture in all its facets, especially languages, traditions, and the arts
Favourite movie: The Last Samurai
Favourite band or musician: Kokin Gumi
Favourite genre of music: Traditional Lebanese, World, New Age
Favourite artist: Fairuz, Ziad Rahbani, Marcel Khalifa
Favourite poet or writer: Amin Maalouf
Operating System: Debian GNU/Linux
MP3 player of choice: Amarok
Shell of choice: bash
Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman
Personal Quote: Your not stupid, and your not incompetent. Your just so incompetent you cant even be stupid properly
Tools of the Trade: Sony Cybershot DSC-P150 digital camera, Canon Powershot A70 digital camera, The GIMP